Great quotes within great conversations...
Deanna: If I could a girl, I'd do Cindy, but I'm afraid I'd break her.
I love my Hustler#1 =]
And the wind brought Clive @ 12:20 AM
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 |
This is something I posted on Facebook so that people who don't know me can get to know me better. It's called "15 Simple Things"
01. I may speak 4 different languages, but my sarcasm is universal.
02. I don't act like I have extremely low self esteem for obvious reasons, but I really do. At my lows, I have another personality. Fun stuff.
03. I respect intelligence, and chafe at ignorance and stupidity. A sharp wit turns me on better than your average porno.
04. You can pose and front and be fake for all I care, just don't be overly obnoxious. Chances are, I find you to be a constant source of amusement.
05. I'm long winded, and I enjoy making a point. Don't rob me of that.
06. I think compliments are awkward. I like people who express their appreciation by actions instead of words.
07. I judge people on first impressions, but that doesn't mean my opinion of you can't change radically with the second, third, and fourth.
08. I randomly burst out in song, perhaps a show tune.
09. I randomly dance, there's a beat-less beat in my head.
10. I'm an otaku of epic proportions when it comes to certain things. My gold PSP and gold NDS should speak volumes.
11. My normal bedtime is 5AM. Feel free to call me before then.
12. I'm an epicurean, and a decent cook. As a result, I know I'm fat and feel crappy about it.
13. I say "my dear" indiscriminately. If I like you, I'm being affectionate. If I don't, it's an insult to your non-existent intelligence. Maybe it's both.
14. I'm metro when I feel like it, and am bisexual. Don't like it? I'm sure your girlfriend(s) do(es).
15. I prefer face-to-face over voice-to-voice and definitely over pixels-to-pixels. Meet me in person and decide what to make of me. Make it an equal opportunity judgment. I know you judge, everybody does, so stop denying it.
And well, I've come to an epiphany. I can't help but laugh. I realize that #4 and #7 go together a lot, and it's basically what makes me such an easygoing person. The moment I think you aren't worth my time, you fall into the "ignore or ignorant" group. That means I either ignore you completely, or laugh you off indiscriminately. To other people looking in, that makes me seem like a friendly, affable guy. But really, I'm silently (or gregariously) mocking your attitude and intelligence.
I think that makes me a horrible person. But then again, I laugh at anyone who tells me that anyway. What a conundrum. I'm exercising my #1 right now. Haha.
In other news, I found Simon's Xtube video. And here I thought he was a nice kid. Well, we all have a fetish. I'm just quite...no make that very disturbed, at his. I vomited in my mouth. I also choked it back down. It was pleasant.
In MORE news: I went to Cal-Beach today. For 30 bucks, I could have fed myself a hell of a lot more than that. But whatever, sushi and bonding, that's what college is all about. I <3 CA, my frat-like club.
Maybe I'll make board of directors at the end of this year. Maybe. I hope.
And the wind brought Clive @ 1:18 AM
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Saturday, March 15, 2008 |
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