I supposed my last post of 2005 will recap what happened over Christmas break in Vegas.
Then again, I can also not.
The summary would be:
1. So many adult entertainment billboards...
2. Clubs are easy to sneak into, apparently
3. Matchbooks are fun
4. Bring Chapstick
5. Bring a fucking sweater
6. Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
7. Roommate is just a dandy euphemism for suitor
8. For every one When September End's, there are six Laffy Taffy's
9. Failure at proving whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas (Yes, Carly, I'm talking about you)
10. Friends in the postal office are awesome
11. Asian women don't know the word "aging"
12. It's the guy's job to know all the details so the girls can lie however they want.
13. Suburban Vegas > Downtown Vegas
14. Red Light game, 50 cents. Difficulty: medium. Profit: $3.24 each. Invested: $8.50 Accrued: ~$15 Score.
15. Bi is the new gay, XD
16. People who live in LV call themselves the Vegans.
17. Pearl milk tea cost 3.99 in LV, tax not included. Here, they cost a buck. $1.08 wth tax.
18. Not all cocktail waitresses are sleazy or scantily clad
19. The Bellagio has high class, executive-looking, make-up-ful, high-class-whore-like cocktail waitresses.
20. The Vegas Hilton has Showgirl-style waitresses
21. The Royal Coast has a pretty buffet, but the waitresses are pretty ugly
22. The Paris LV has decent looking cocktail waitresses
23. Monorail = ripoff.
24. Luxor = best arcade/DDR
25. Circus Circus = best games/worst DDR
26. Chinatown = Craptastic service
27. If store employees of the same sex hit on you, it's time to leave the store
28. Traveling adult entertainment billboards MUST have girls in them...they just gotta! (For swift delivery purposes, duh.)
29. MM...Ethel M gooooooooood...
30. Best. Sushi. Bar. Ever.
Well, that's 30 things about my trip in Vegas.
Happy New Years, folks. Hope you're having fun.
And the wind brought Clive @ 10:32 PM
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